Ha, as soon as I wrote that title, I figured it might get all the sprint racers up in arms, but on
this occasion

it's not directed at you, but the one manufactured by Mercedes, and mine in particular.
It's been a bit moody over the last few months, drinking a lot and not wanting to start if it's cold.
Then the exhaust fell off

Fortunately, when up at the Croft, I could run the dogs from the house when the van wouldn't start. I came home last week, after it died again and the AA had to revive it and got it booked in eventually for some diagnostics and whatever remedial work was needed.
Got it back yesterday, everything is fine, apart from low pressure in some valve that blows the diesel into the common rail (hey, I'm not a mechanic, I just expect it to work when i turn the key). That's been replaced and it starts fine. Everything else checks out well says Mr Garageman, except for the water contamination in Nos 1 & 2 cylinders
Uhuh says I, that'll be where all the coolant has been going then since the last time I asked you to check it. Yep, says he.
Solution, asks I?
Not me, says he.................... too big a job, on my own, not enough room

says I.
Och well, I'll get away training up till Christmas, run the dogs at the Culbin event and then book the van in somewhere "proper" early in Jan.
Van is all loaded, atv on trailer, dogs in boxes, all set for a dash to Ae this afternoon for an evening run, before heading north on Sunday. Ummm.......... fiddlesticks and such....... the pesky

thing won't start.
Can't get it seen until Monday - it could be off the road until at least Christmas week and the dogs now haven't been out in 9 days and it's looking like it will be twice that at least before they do get out.
To say I'm a little miffed is putting it mildly.
There, I feel a bit better after that rant.